High-Tech Lube for Smooth, Rapid-Fire Action!
If the military issued a lube, this is what they'd distribute with the condoms and artillery. During Operation Desert Storm, Marines jacked off with actual military-issue CLP (cleans, lubricates, protects) while hunkered down in the trenches of Kuwaiti battlefields. One of those marines has developed a high-tech formula for smooth, rapid-fire action.
This unique, hypoallergenic, silicon-based lube keeps a Private's parts well lubricated with added Vitamin E and Aloe Vera for longer lasting, slicker ride and minimised skin irritation.
The ultra-concentrated formula is designed to lubricate thoroughly without breaking down or drying out.
Gun Oil actually contains no oil, so it is perfectly safe for use.
The bottle comes in a convenient 8oz format (225ml) with a press top lid easy to open and close with a single finger tip (perfect for busy hands).
